Wils 10:29 Mon May 9
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You go down pub.
you drink ten pints,
you get really plastered.
Then you go back 'ome and you beat your wife,
'cos you're a northern bastard!
Was one of our best IMHO. We still sing so many other oldies but this has gone awol over the years - or am I wrong?
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Sarge
2:50 Wed May 11
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As a visiting Tonbridge fan we sung it at Maidstone at new year.
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Sven Roeder
2:45 Wed May 11
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Dont hear the general DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARDS as much these days.
Maybe because when we play Liverpool or Man U their players (& fans) arent very northern.
Can remember it being sung when we played Watford at one time. They ARE 'northern' to be fair
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yngwies Cat
2:39 Wed May 11
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Old Mac Donald had a farm e I ei o
And on that farm he had some Pigs e I E I O
With a nick nick here and and a nick nick there...
Used to be standard when Plod and into the North/South banks ..
Always made laff.
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GRiM71
2:53 Wed May 11
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cambsiron 8:50 Tue May 10
Definitely Oldham away Good Friday so we drew 1-1 I think it was Dowie's debut
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Mickey Rat
2:00 Wed May 11
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You look in the dustbin for something to eat
Find a dead cat and think it's a treat one was sung back in the early seventies
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eswing hammer
12:15 Wed May 11
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We are the West Ham the pride of the south ,
We hate the Arsenal cos they are all mouth ,
We took their north bank and that was fuck all , the hammers will rise and the gunners will fall ,
La,la,la la la …..
The West Ham united will never be defeated!
The West Ham united will never be defeated!
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13 Brentford Rd
11:57 Tue May 10
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He's only a poor little Scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
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cambsiron
8:50 Tue May 10
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First heard the northern bastard song at Oldham. Presumably soon after it was on TV. Can't remember if it was at the 6-0 mauling or the 1-1 cheating game. We always used to sing it in the first person with slightly amended words from the TV version.
I go down pub
I drink ten pints
I get really plastered
I go back home and beat the wife
Cos I'm a northern bastard
Word changed slightly over the years to include dirty northern bastard
Great song.
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Northern Sold
12:14 Tue May 10
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Not been for a few yeas but imagine Londoner is still not being sung... used to love that on the trains and pubs at away games... mainly up North of course...
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wanstead_hammer
12:10 Tue May 10
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‘Bertie Mee said to Bill shankly…………..’
‘My old man said be a West Ham fan…….’
‘Ooh altogether, ooh altogether’
‘Old macdonald ad a farm….’
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ornchurch ammer
11:29 Tue May 10
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The Fonz 10:42 Mon May 9
Complicated by too many words.
Will always be beaten by something like “ John Terry, you’re a cunt”. Nice and simple that one.
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ornchurch ammer
11:27 Tue May 10
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‘ You’re going home like Sandy Richardson’
🤣🤣
Makes me feel old that one.
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wanstead_hammer
11:23 Tue May 10
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Yeh, they still sing that one and others in our bit in the west side (nr the away bit). Last time was against Burnley the other week.
A lot of the other classics are gone though:
‘We are Evil’.
‘South Bank do your job’
‘A.g… A.g.r…A.g.r.o……AGRO’
‘You’re going home like Sandy Richardson’
‘You’re just a bunch of wankers’
A bit of friendly banter like!
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The Fonz
10:42 Mon May 9
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Declan's won the ball again*
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The Fonz
10:42 Mon May 9
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This is an old one that never took off for Rice:
He knew what he wanted to do,
Came to East London to be claret and blue,
Now he's like a son,
Number 41,
Declan’s on the ball again
Much better than his current one.
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Sven Roeder
10:06 Mon May 9
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I noticed when they played Brentford they chanted an offensive Jewish slur at Eriksen when he took a corner in front of them.
No comment from the Tottenham Snowflake Trust at that?
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twoleftfeet
10:01 Mon May 9
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BBC reporting that Spurs Fans trust are condemning their own fans for singing “ sign on “ to Liverpool fans.
We are doomed.
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Sven Roeder
9:52 Mon May 9
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The last line is always DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD isnt it?
My recollection is that is was taken from a bit of a Hale & Pace 'comedy song' Northern Calypso from around 1988 which is the same but finishes about being a FAT NORTHERN BASTARD
Unless they took a bit of an existing terrace song and adapted it into their song which was all about stereotypes about Northerners
From about 1min 40 in the below
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=143263178592
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Wils
6:36 Mon May 9
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chav_corner 6:20 Mon May 9
"30 years ago?"
So early 90s. That's about when I first heard it. And we were yo-yoing up and down a bit then meaning we were playing lots of northern towns like Grimsby, Barnsley and Watford. Barnsley away is where someone below said they first heard it.
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mashed in maryland
6:22 Mon May 9
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BRANDED 11:22 Mon May 9
Plymouth and Portsmouth sing it to London teams as well
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chav_corner
6:20 Mon May 9
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30 years ago? Fellas name was Mick Dwyer.
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